Attention, new moms: I know that you think you have to listen to kiddie music with your little ones all the time, but you know what? You don’t! They’re kids, so they have no say. And they’ll be fascinated—or completely uninterested—in whatever you’re doing. Might as well make it fun for you! […]
10 Ways ‘The Walking Dead’ Is Frighteningly Similar to Having a Newborn
It might be the sleep deprivation talking, but it has occurred to me on more than one occasion that two of my favorite things in this world—The Walking Dead and being the parent of an adorably sweet, fresh-out-of-the-swaddle newborn—have more than a few things in common. In between sips of highly caffeinated […]
Why a Movie Day Isn’t the Worst Thing in the World
Sometime during the first month of motherhood, you realize a distressing, inconvenient truth: Now that you’re a mom, you will never get a day off. Ever. Not unless you literally run away with your girlfriends or significant other for a weekend. But even then, the worry switch is still on and problems are just a […]
My Anniversary Gift to Kim and Kanye
I can’t afford a gazillion-dollar Versace platter. Hell, I’d probably have to auction off my entire shoe collection to pay for one bottle of the champagne they regularly down with dinner. But as they say, advice is free—and personally, I think it’s the best kind of gift there is. (Did I mention that it’s free?) […]