Parenting is…a lot. The first time you look at your newborn, you realize the magnitude of it. It is wonderful and amazing, and your heart feels like it’s literally going to explode. And shortly thereafter, the terror sets in—terror about everything from worrying whether they’re getting enough milk to whether or not something you do […]
What My Daughter Can Learn From My Favorite ’80s Movies
One day a few weeks ago, I decided to ditch any pretense of attempting to be productive while the baby was napping on me and snuggled in for the long haul. The Wedding Singer was on, followed by St. Elmo’s Fire. (Whoever did that channel’s programming deserves a raise.) I was in full-on ’80s […]
My Anniversary Gift to Kim and Kanye
I can’t afford a gazillion-dollar Versace platter. Hell, I’d probably have to auction off my entire shoe collection to pay for one bottle of the champagne they regularly down with dinner. But as they say, advice is free—and personally, I think it’s the best kind of gift there is. (Did I mention that it’s free?) […]
Why It Matters That Two Superheroes Called a Woman "a Slut"
Well, I was going to put up a sweet, silly, little post about my pregnancy this morning, but my plans got derailed last night while scrolling through my Twitter feed. (Obviously the root of all evil.) That’s because I came across the now-infamous interview with Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans, who were doing a press […]