Today, I met a little girl with Bitchy Resting Face. She wasn’t angry. She wasn’t upset. She was actually pretty neutral. She just had bitch-face. I’d thought this phenomenon was strictly limited to adults, but I guess it has to start at some point, right? She was a toddler, but a young […]
When Cute Kids Do Disgusting Things
I got some really good advice recently regarding my toddler from a 10-year-old: “You have to let him touch everything, even the gross stuff, so that he learns about it.” The gross stuff in question was a wriggling, writhing worm. And my wise little advisor, the son of an old friend, was right. […]
Much Ado About Nothing
I did nothing today. A blissful amount of nothing, in fact. I didn’t go to the gym this morning, which was the original plan. Or this afternoon during my son’s nap, which was plan #2. I also didn’t clean the natural-disaster site that is currently doubling as my bedroom. Or neatly fold and store […]
Am I Ready for Mommyhood: The Sequel?
Oh, crap. I think that my body’s back in “I want a baby” mode. And it’s literally my body, not my brain, which is definitely not onboard with this idea yet. I was sitting in my acting class a few months ago with a woman I know who was six months pregnant, and I could […]
Welcome to the Momsanity!
Hello, everyone! So…this is my inaugural post for Momsanity, which of course is putting all sorts of weird pressure on it. Maybe the best thing to do would be to tell you about how this project was conceived. Nope, not in the bathroom of a dive bar after a few too many Mai Tais. […]
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