5 Things People Look Like They'd Rather Do Than Get on a Plane with My Kid

I get it. Once upon a time, I was you. You see a kid under 5 about to sit near you on an airplane and you panic. You don’t know if the kid’s going to scream non-stop and kick your seat for the next four hours and if his parents are a-holes who won’t do anything about it. 

I promise you: I am not one of those a-hole moms. And I also promise you: My 3-year-old knows better. Whether or not he will do better is anyone’s guess, but here’s to hoping! 

But now that I’m on the other side of the equation, the whole thing is kind of fascinating—it’s like watching some sort of psychological study. Here’s what you all look like you’d prefer to do instead of spending the next few hours in close quarters with my kid.

1. Sit through 50 Shades of Grey with your parents

                                                                                                                                                                                    Giphy

2. Be trapped in a windowless room with Kanye West while he waxes poetic about himself, Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian